Category Archives: harrypeat

Oprah “Worstcunt” Winfrey

I’m not racist, but… Only joking. I am a massive racist and mysogynist because I hate Oprah Winfrey. That’s not entirely true. It’s not like I hate her by choice, I just don’t have the energy to put in the … Continue reading

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Fucking Tumblr

I thought I was fucked up, then I created a tumblr account.   I’ve since purged it, like a serial killer disposing of his first half-eaten victim in a drum of acid, simultaneously fascinated and disgusted by what has become … Continue reading

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Trump means fart. Donald Fart.

Donald Fart is going to be the president. There is literally nothing you can do about it. Continue reading

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Harry gets personal with Harry

Most of us were teenagers at some point.  Some of us still retain the noble quality well into our 30s.  I was unfortunate enough to burst forth from that glorious bubble of self-righteousness and utter ignorance into a huge world … Continue reading

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Fucking work

So I’m reading the blogs on here because my life is meaningless and I have nothing better to do right now (this’ll be a feel-good post, I hear you say) and someone called the number kevin is asking about job … Continue reading

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