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About harrypeat

I'm a happy-go-lucky chap with a zest for life and the resting heart rate of a yellowfin tuna. I love long walks on the beach at dusk, paintings of elderly couples, and vegan dinners by candlelight. As well as being a talented rhythmic jazz guitarist, I am a part-time vblogger and all-round gymnast.

Harry Gets Depressed And It’s Infuriating

The irony is not lost on me.   I guess it could be said I deserve to feel depressed.  Not sure it’s even actual depression yet, to be honest, as I’ve yet to visit a head examiner to confirm it.  … Continue reading

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The Fucking Law

Looks like I really did it this time.  Oi gawne and dun wun, guv’nah!   Pretty much everyone who drives a car is aware of what a speed camera is, and most of those people will (at some point in … Continue reading

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Trump means fart. Donald Fart.

Donald Fart is going to be the president. There is literally nothing you can do about it. Continue reading

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That recurring dream

You’re searching for something…  What was it again?  You can’t remember immediately, but you are aware it’s important.  You need it to finish the product.  The product.  The project.  The purpose.  You’re so close to finishing it as well.  So … Continue reading

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OH FUCK YOU

Literally just drafted something that didn’t save.  Published it.  Didn’t publish.  Fuck this shit.

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The Dreaded Committee

Pray to your Gods you never have to deal with something as cretinous as a committee.  I have recently come to a place that has one of these for the community.  They don’t call it a committee, but that’s what … Continue reading

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The dreaded committee

Pray to your Gods you never have to deal with something as cretinous as a committee.  I have recently come to a place that has one of these for the community.  They don’t call it a committee, but that’s what … Continue reading

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Harry gets personal with Harry

Most of us were teenagers at some point.  Some of us still retain the noble quality well into our 30s.  I was unfortunate enough to burst forth from that glorious bubble of self-righteousness and utter ignorance into a huge world … Continue reading

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Fucking work

So I’m reading the blogs on here because my life is meaningless and I have nothing better to do right now (this’ll be a feel-good post, I hear you say) and someone called the number kevin is asking about job … Continue reading

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Fucking dieting

What the fucking hell am I supposed to eat?  As an adult (ha ha ha ha) I should know by now how to eat properly, shouldn’t I?  But I don’t.  This modern technological era is stuffed with so much fucking … Continue reading

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