Monthly Archives: October 2013

The Mediocre Gatsby

While away on my last adventure (slaying mighty behemoths and the like) I had some free time to read a book, and found “the Great Gatsby”.  I chose to read it mostly because there’s a film been made of it, … Continue reading

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She’s got the talent, but can we sell it?

The X factor is going to be spoiling my weekends for a while.  My woman has been watching it in my absence and now has committed to seeing it to the end, so I’ll probably be inadvertantly listening to it … Continue reading

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Where can I find the Paedofinder General?

I hate children.  They’re noisy and stupid and touch things with sticky fingers and they smell and scream and cry for no particular reason and they’re ugly too.  Your child is particularly hideous.  The worst thing I can imagine is … Continue reading

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The advert police

So there might be adverts on my blog thing now.  If you hate the adverts, get adblock plus for firefox.  If you hate adverts on Tv and live in the UK, get in touch with the ASA (advertising standards agency) … Continue reading

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Why does God punish me?

So I’m all like, “Whoa, better check on this dead horse I was blogging three months ago” and there’s some comments on this athiesm thing I made that were all like “Hey buddy, that’s not athiesm!  You need to wise … Continue reading

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