The fact that people take Donald Trump seriously worries me considerably.
The man is like a caricature of a Bond villain. Everything about him screams “parody of an evil business tycoon”. But what is truly disturbing is that people want him to be in charge of the United States of We-Have-More-Weapons-Than-Any-Sane-Person-Would-Consider-Necessary-And-Could-Bomb-You-All-To-Death-Remotely America.
It’s so easy to take a shot at him and it will accomplish nothing. People who wanted to vote for him are still going to vote for him. People who wanted to vote against the other lot are going to vote for him because it’s a two party system and he is the lesser of two evils (in their tiny human minds, there is no other solution). There is a general feeling in my being telling me he is going to win (and I have a pretty limited exposure to the news so I don’t think it’s fair to blame media-related brainwashing) and I’m slowly accepting it as my reality. It’s just America. That’s what they’re into. Loud, semi-racist, inbred-looking, reactionary, misogynistic, greedy, orange arseholes telling them he can fix everything simply by not being the opposing political party. Just accept it.
The rest of Americans need to stop living in denial. Trump is clearly the president the people deserve. His amazing quick-fix solutions to major national problems are definitely going to work (no-one has ever climbed a wall or tunneled under one). He is the key which will open the door for the first ex-pro-wrestler to become a supreme court judge. The first time an inaugural address features cheerleaders. The first time a vice president is fired by being dunked in a shark tank. The future is now. Vote Fart.