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Harry Gets Depressed And It’s Infuriating

The irony is not lost on me.   I guess it could be said I deserve to feel depressed.  Not sure it’s even actual depression yet, to be honest, as I’ve yet to visit a head examiner to confirm it.  … Continue reading

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The Fucking Law

Looks like I really did it this time.  Oi gawne and dun wun, guv’nah!   Pretty much everyone who drives a car is aware of what a speed camera is, and most of those people will (at some point in … Continue reading

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That recurring dream

You’re searching for something…  What was it again?  You can’t remember immediately, but you are aware it’s important.  You need it to finish the product.  The product.  The project.  The purpose.  You’re so close to finishing it as well.  So … Continue reading

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OH FUCK YOU

Literally just drafted something that didn’t save.  Published it.  Didn’t publish.  Fuck this shit.

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The Mediocre Gatsby

While away on my last adventure (slaying mighty behemoths and the like) I had some free time to read a book, and found “the Great Gatsby”.  I chose to read it mostly because there’s a film been made of it, … Continue reading

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She’s got the talent, but can we sell it?

The X factor is going to be spoiling my weekends for a while.  My woman has been watching it in my absence and now has committed to seeing it to the end, so I’ll probably be inadvertantly listening to it … Continue reading

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Where can I find the Paedofinder General?

I hate children.  They’re noisy and stupid and touch things with sticky fingers and they smell and scream and cry for no particular reason and they’re ugly too.  Your child is particularly hideous.  The worst thing I can imagine is … Continue reading

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The advert police

So there might be adverts on my blog thing now.  If you hate the adverts, get adblock plus for firefox.  If you hate adverts on Tv and live in the UK, get in touch with the ASA (advertising standards agency) … Continue reading

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Why does God punish me?

So I’m all like, “Whoa, better check on this dead horse I was blogging three months ago” and there’s some comments on this athiesm thing I made that were all like “Hey buddy, that’s not athiesm!  You need to wise … Continue reading

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See ya.

I’m off to work for a few months.  Toodles.

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